I was going through a box of old personal effects the other night, and discovered something disturbing: There is a lot about my life that I don’t remember. There are […]
Scene: Late evening. A poker table at the Aria. I sat with a man-friend, the conspicuous lone female in an otherwise diverse collection of night owls.
While still mourning the loss of my first 5 husbands (all of whom died of natural causes, for the record), I’m excited to meet another man who will appreciate my special touch and tender loving care. 70+ preferred, but will accept 60+ with no living beneficiaries.
The previous post about a BF’s ex who “keeps in touch” got me thinking about a few things — namely, where to draw the line between friendly and flirty for men and […]
The other night, my boyfriend “Elec” mentioned that a questionably stable college ex had started texting him again — a girl who, over the course of their relationship, made up […]
There’s no doubt about it: Personal privacy is an endangered species. It’s easy to blame corporate greed, a shameless social culture, or other invisible forces – But, have we all […]
So, a while back, Bill at topiclessbar struck again with his infinite funniness, this time about what search terms link to his blog. It made me realize that all the bizarre […]
Ah, the first few days of a new year. A time when gyms are crowded, people are optimistic, and we all silently wonder if things will really, actually, *seriously* be […]
In an effort to break a pattern of procrastinating and anti-social blog behavior, I’m going to actually respond to one of the getting-to-know-you-award nominations passed around on this site.
Well, it’s finally happened. Like the journalistic equivalent of Rule #34, the most absurd article imaginable is now available online. The premise? A lack of sexual content on the web. […]